What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How can one justify in Sweden that total subsidies for public green energy initiatives being approximately 8.2 billion SEK per year? Electric cars at market price typically cost an average of 500,000 SEK which is above household budgets.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How are you spending your best time?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How is the story of Rukmini Devi described in the Harivamsha, Rukminisha Vijaya and Shrimad Bhagavatam?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III